The following press releases are available for viewing (PDF read, such as Adobe Reader, are required):

• WINDOWS VISTA CHALLENGE: It will always be open to anybody who is willing to attempt to convert me back to a Windows user.  The condition is simple.  Buy me a new computer that can run Windows Vista Ultimate (yes, it has to be either OEM or Retail, not "pirated") with full blown 3D graphics, etc...
• TUX500: Bob Moore, teaming up with helios (a.k.a. Ken Starks), attempts to raise $350,000 to sponsor a car in the Indianapolis 500.  I sent this press release to every site listed on distrowatch that had some easy method of contacting the main people behind each distribution.

As more press releases are sent out, they will be archived right here on this page.  Please feel free to download these PDF's, copy, print, and pass around.